Whenever the neighbour came to
Bob’s house, Bob knew that he was going to borrow something. Once, seeing the
neighbour outside of the house, Bob told his mother:
- You know, he is going to borrow
something. Let me make him stop borrowing again.
The neighbour reached the door
and said:
- Bob, do you use the grass -
cutter or the mop today?
- I am afraid - Bob said - I need
both today!
- Oh - the neighbour laughed -
that means you will not be able to play tennis today! So let me borrow your
tennis racket!
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