The American intended to bring their first man to the moon.
An old Irelander was watching the live show of that event on
television at a bar. There was also an English there, he told to the old
Irelander: “The American is quite intelligent! The distance from the earth to
the moon is very far”.
“Oh, that doesn’t matter’, the Irelander answered, “We are
ven going to bring one man to the sun in a few coming months!” The English was
surprised: “But the Sun is very hot.”
The Irelander laughed and answered: We are not stupid, you
know! We won’t go in the day time, but in the night time, of course!